Slow Progress Against Goals

I've ordered a new phone. I can't remember what it does, precisely, but it's considerably more up-to-date than my existing one. This is winging it's way to me over the next 24 hours, so I'll pick it up from the Royal Mail depot on Friday after noone is in to sign for it.

What with this being a contract phone, and therefore boundless amounts of free minutes, you can expect to hear considerably more from me (than you would like to) in the immediate future.