Tuesday, April 11, 2006

This One Is [Mostly] For All Of You Non-Uni Friends

Time Asleep Last Night: 05:16
'Midnight' Phonecall Recieved: 06:03
Time Awake This 'Morning': 14:41
Today's DAR: 10PP

Well, today somewhat sucked. Although yesterday was slightly more sucky due to Chrissi being back home once more and more to the point not here. And today I've been moping around the house rather aimlessly once I'd gotten up. Interesting thing to note today is that the time of day I got up at is palindromic. Isn't that fascinating? No, I thought not either.

In the evening though I went out for a drink and a convivial chat with some friends who are non-uniesque, i.e. they are from home. Apparantly this blog is too focused towards the uni-friend readers (i.e. Emma, Tim, Vicky, as you three are the only three who actually read it). Apparantly others read it too but find it too boring to bother continuing to do so. I can't think why. Anyone else reading this would be amazed at the exciting ways with which I fill my days. And be even more amazed at how I manage to fill entire days with the sparse actions I do.

So I'll be interesting and talk about Woking. And Knaphill. And my friends here. So hello Mark, no you are not gay, you are just in touch with your femininity or metrosexuality or whatever else you want to call it. Chris, you are not at all strange and good on you for still being the only one of us who can drive. Mike, um, you'll not be a temp forever? Paul, Mark says he wants to live with you and apparantly he also says you're marrying my sister soon and can he be a bridesmaid? Interesting stuff indeed.

See, a blog tailored just for you.

[For those of you reading from uni all confused, well, you will be. The individuals discussed above are my friends, although whether they describe me in the same way I'm unsure. Paul is not actually dating my sister, but simply someone with the exact same name. They went to the same college in the same classes and confused the teachers. Strange but true. Mark is not gay either. Perhaps. Mike looks like a fish and Chris once played Aslan in a school play and looked like an ewok.]

If none of the above entertains you, play this absolutely pointless game and try to beat my best score of 25. If you do, then you're very bored and need to do more with your life.

6 comments:

vix said...

Wow. Other people read your blog. You must feel so happy.

vix said...

Where on earth did you find that game, what a wonderful way to pointlessly waste time... brilliant!

Tim aka 'pigeon boy' said...

why oh why oh why! Im never going to get a degree now. Though in 10mins i have only got to 18-very annoying

Tim aka 'pigeon boy' said...

29!!! right i really should go do work...

Emmie-lou said...

Your sister is called Paul??

Andrew_tM said...

Emma gets a bad mark for not paying attention in class.

My friend, Paul, is dating a girl called Rachel Taylor. My sister, a different girl, is called Rachel Taylor. Two different people with the same name. This confuses my other friend, Mark, who insists they are the same person. With great hilarity ensuring, ho ho ho.